ifyoucarryonthisway:

anyone that dated a band guy in highschool and dumped him probably listens to sk8er boi on repeat and cries til their eyes bleed　

If I were a month, I’d be January
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3am. Everything starts getting creepy. EVERYTHING!
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seahorse 
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a book shelf
If I were a liquid, I’d be water…. jk! tequila. 
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Garnet. Such a vampire gem
If I were a tree, I’d be a pink and white cherry blossom tree
If I were a flower, I’d be a tulip 
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be stone cold
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar. So versatile. Also, see: grunge.
If I were a color, I’d be red. Or some really pretty mix of blue-green that I can picture but not explain
If I were an emotion, I’d be indignation!
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pomegranate 
If I were a sound, I’d be music. You know those songs that make you feel: hurt and cry and laugh. THAT SOUND.
If I were an element, I’d be the noble gas Krypton
If I were a car, I would be this old muscle car .. 

If I were a food, I’d be delicious 
If I were a material, I’d be lace
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of nature after rain, or a summer breeze [or pizza smell. because. pizza. is. delicious & no one can resist it]
If I were an object, I’d be a cruise ship. Happy people on vacation enjoying life while I get to travel the seven seas. Sounds good.
If I were a body part, I’d be the eyes 
If I were a facial expression, I’d be dangerously alluring
If I were a song, I’d be a medley of songs fitting the listener’s feelings atm
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be 8inch heels that only bad bitches can pull off
If I were a relationship status, I’d be “in a committed, loving relationship where neither lover is prone to leave the other for someone else nor easily tire of the other’s crazy antics”
If I were a kiss, I’d be intense but not overwhelming. Maybe a little lip biting as well.  
If I were a smile, I’d be more of a smirk

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.